Thursday, September 20, 2018

Peppermint, Peppermint Revenge

Like most of you, I first discovered Jennifer Garner in her role as the “kicks ass and looks good while doing it” superspy Sydney Bristow in J.J. Abrams’ sci-fi/espionage TV series ‘Alias,’ which ran for five seasons from 2001-2006.  And perhaps like many of you, I was immediately captivated and “fell in love” with this gorgeous femme fatale who’s so good at doing what she does without sacrificing an ounce of sex appeal and feminine vulnerability.  While ‘Alias’ obviously owed its origins to ‘La Femme Nikita,’ it was so much better in so many ways.
 
After Garner married some guy named Affleck and ditched action for rom-coms and Capital One commercials, I did not expect her to ever go back.  So imagine my surprise when I saw that her latest offering is a little movie called ‘Peppermint,’ the latest garden-variety, female-driven revenge flick in the tried-and-true tradition of ‘Colombiana,’ ‘The Brave One’ and ‘Kill Bill’ Volumes 1 & 2.  The story of a loving wife and mother driven on a single-minded mission to make the bastards pay for what they did to her and her family (or something similar) is a timeless one that never gets old and satisfies our deepest urges for vigilante justice.
 
As its 11 percent Rotten Tomatoes score would attest, ‘Peppermint’ isn’t a great movie by any objective measure (or even a particularly good one for that matter), but that’s really beside the point.  Jennifer Garner always looked good kicking butt in ‘Alias,’ regardless of what she’s wearing or what color wig she puts on.   12 years later nothing has changed.  While Garner looks dirty and grungy for the most part living in a beat-up van down by the river, ahem, among the forgotten homeless in ‘Peppermint,’ she’ll forever be Sydney in my heart.

Grade: B

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