Tuesday, February 17, 2015

The Spook's Apprentice

When a movie gets its release date pushed back by two years, it usually doesn’t bode well for its prospects.  Originally slated for release back on February 15, 2013, ‘Seventh Son’ (based on the novel of this review’s title) was pushed back for various reasons, the chief among which was production company Legendary Pictures’ having to find a new distributor after Warner Brothers backed out on distributing it.  You’d think a movie boasting such star power as Jeff Bridges, Julianne Moore and Djimon Hounsou would garner a little more respect.

You'd also be wrong.  While ‘Seventh Son’ (no abbreviations here for obvious reasons) isn’t an unwatchable 'fantasy epic’ by any means, its familiar storyline, generic ordinariness and mundane action set-pieces just don't quite cut it at a time when we expect more thanks to having been spoiled by Peter Jackson.  Jeff Bridges harrumph-ed his way throughout the movie as the gruff and less-than-noble knight Sir Gregory, whose particular skill was mainly his high tolerance for liquor whenever he’s not fighting evil supernatural forces.  And Julianne Moore still looked great and was okay as the evil witch Mother Malkin, but even these two reunited ‘Big Lebowski’ stars couldn’t elevate the movie above its soul crushing mediocrity.

‘Seventh Son’ does have some nice visuals in its action set-pieces (with a $95 million production budget one should hope so), but they’re not anything that we haven’t seen before in the well-tread fantasy genre.  Some of the creature designs are cool, such as the drakes the witches turn into, a werebear played by Jason Scott Lee and a four-armed swordsman influenced by Kali, the six-armed goddess of Hindu mythology.  Alas, visuals and creature design alone just aren’t enough to recommend this movie nowadays.  Maybe I should’ve watched ‘Jupiter Ascending’ instead after all.

Grade: C
 
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